Hurry Up and Calm Down
One man's attempt to keep himself sane by entertaining himself and others with his skewed view of all things.
One man's attempt to keep himself sane by entertaining himself and others with his skewed view of all things.
My brother has been living in China for about 4 years now. When I went to visit him in 2007 I had seen many celebrity likenesses to promote products. I managed to take a few photos. This is one he had found and sent me. Notice the Asian hand holding the water pipe.
I had looked up to see when Star Wars will be on Bluray and found this customer "review".
I had in earlier posts pointed out how Bolo Yeung and Gary Shandling looked as if they could be brothers these days. I also had shown how Guy Fieri and Colin Farrell looked very similar.
Last night I went to see Eat, Pray, Love with a Julia Roberts. No I didn't see it WITH Julia Roberts. I saw it with a friend mine. I just wouldn't recognize the title/movie unless someone said "you know, that new movie with Julia Roberts". Maybe that's just a guy thing since it seems that every woman is very aware of this movie based on a popular book. Well I won't critique the movie just now but one of the actors in the film, Javier Bardem, looked familiar and then I realized why. Javier Bardem (photo #1) looks like Jeffrey Dean Morgan (photo #2)
Am I wrong?
So I'm at work and I clicked Amazon.com and somehow I ended up at this. Not exactly sure how and my porn searches don't usually involve the term "Asian hooker" so I don't think I mixed up my websites...
BTW... If you like Steel Panther (a band I've never heard of) apparently you'll like that album Fart & Weiner Jokes by Brian Posehn. Just trying to help out.
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